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Hi there I am an openly gay 20 year old, I hate where I live because of how hard it is to be myself without everyone running their mouth or throwing a bible down my throat. I come here, like most, to get away from the outside world. I have an amazing fiancé John Ryan he's mine so back off :) follow him or i will judge http://omgcabbageus.tumblr.com/ “Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”–Walt Disney

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?


phred-phelps-official:

myjourney-myhealth-mylife:

head-caught-flame:

How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.

E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.

Hey they tried their best


d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea


yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.


pleasure-over-m4tter:

lifeofafuturemarinebiologist:

Some amazing close-ups taken by George Probst of great white sharks. He aims to disprove the “man-eating shark” stereotype through his photos!

More of these extraordinary photos can be seen on his flickr.

little girls braid hanging out his mouth tho


davestrider123:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

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amazing


literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.


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